Ready for the lamest first post of the year?!? Yessss. Let’s do this. Also, trying out capital letters. We’ll see how that goes. Not sure how long I can maintain that level of responsibility.
#cantdateyouif you can’t put up with my neediness and psycho tendencies. – No. I can’t date you. Also, no one can/should. #cantdateyouif you don’t okay with my hair – #cantdateyouif you don’t like my best friend. – Thank you @highskoollifee. #cantdateyouif my best friend doesn’t like you. – Thank you @highskoollifee. #cantdateyouif you refuse to take cute pictures with me. – Define cute. If it involves duck face and/or dogs that are only good for feeding to other dogs, then it’s a safe bet I would never take a picture with you. #cantdateyouif Your hygiene is foul. – Fair enough. #cantdateyouif you won’t accept my love of One Direction. – Written by a dude. Nope. Not kidding. #cantdateyouif you don’t like (insert your Applebee’s favorite here). – @Applebees #cantdateyouif your not willing to listen to my problems – How many problems are we talking about and how often are we talking about listening to them? #cantdateyouif you’re over 14 – @NotARapist_
Two questions today:
1. Do you do New Year’s resolutions?
2. If you could “resolve” anything and have it instantly be done with no effort on your part, what would it be?