Maybe I should have titled this one “Undatable Girl Edition”. Not all of them are written by terrible women, but probably 80% that I read are.
Protip: Guys, if you ever want to cull the herd of available women, just watch what they post on Twitter when a relationship trend is underway.
#IfWeDate Ill let you touch my boobs whenever – *presented without comment* #IfWeDate you better defend me in EVERYTHING – So yeah. Couple of questions. How often does it come that he would need to defend you? And what exactly is “EVERYTHING”? #Ifwedate bitch you better be committed..if you weren’t going to committed bitch you shouldn’t have asked me to be with you. – I’m pretty sure every guy reading this is going to think twice before asking you out. In a perfect world, they won’t need to use up the second thought. #IfWeDate you’ll know every mistake I’ve ever made but you’ll forgive me and help me through it – This is a fixer-upper, fellas. Proceed with caution. #IfWeDate you have to be real!!! Not imaginary 😒 – Fair enough. #IfWeDate I’ll spoil you, cuddle you, do whatever you want, make you dinner but know that i will always think you might deep down hate me – #IfWeDate you Better never talk to any other girls unless I allow it – If you date this girl, you deserve whatever you get. #IfWeDate you better be able to put up with my moods💁– Thanks for the heads up. Also, no. #IfWeDate it’s not gonna be easy for you at all. – Well, at least she’s honest.
Confession time. How would you answer #IfWeDate?