Once again Twitter drops some serious knowledge on us that will clearly make us richer, wiser and more attractive. Or whatever the opposite of those are.
#WeCantBeInARelationshipIf you don’t watch Friends! – Thanks for your input, 1997. #WeCantBeInARelationshipIf you’re going to complain about my obsession over The Walking Dead. – Fair enough. I don’t find this unreasonable at all. #WeCantBeInARelationshipIf U dont luv my mustaech – I don’t think your “mustaech” is the problem. #WeCantBeInARelationshipIf you don’t like Taylor Swift. – *See below* #WeCantBeInARelationshipIf You are Taylor Swift. – Bingo. #WeCantBeInARelationshipIf you don’t understand nothing says “I’m sorry” like Chanel – Yeah! Who needs sincerity when you can spend your mortgage money on a purse! #WeCantBeInARelationshipIf u got liek a 2 inch dik – I can only hope the girl who wrote this is really super attractive because personality and education are out. #WeCantBeInARelationshipIf… we just can’t. My parents are Asian. – Wins the internet.
Okay. Your turn. We can’t be in a relationship if….