
Click the creepy bird to follow me on Twitter if you feel like getting your bad decision for the day over with.
Once again Twitter drops some serious knowledge on us that will clearly make us richer, wiser and more attractive. Or whatever the opposite of those are.
#WeCantBeInARelationshipIf you don’t watch Friends! – Thanks for your input, 1997.
#WeCantBeInARelationshipIf you’re going to complain about my obsession over The Walking Dead. – Fair enough. I don’t find this unreasonable at all.
#WeCantBeInARelationshipIf U dont luv my mustaech – I don’t think your “mustaech” is the problem.
#WeCantBeInARelationshipIf you don’t like Taylor Swift. – *See below*
#WeCantBeInARelationshipIf You are Taylor Swift. – Bingo.
#WeCantBeInARelationshipIf you don’t give me the attention that I need. – Then you don’t want to date this guy: #WeCantBeInARelationshipIf you get mad when I put hockey before you.
#WeCantBeInARelationshipIf you don’t understand nothing says “I’m sorry” like Chanel – Yeah! Who needs sincerity when you can spend your mortgage money on a purse!
#WeCantBeInARelationshipIf We’re cousins. – @bluthquotes
#WeCantBeInARelationshipIf u got liek a 2 inch dik – I can only hope the girl who wrote this is really super attractive because personality and education are out.
#WeCantBeInARelationshipIf… we just can’t. My parents are Asian. – Wins the internet.
Okay. Your turn. We can’t be in a relationship if….
I agree, the last one wins the internet!
This one seems like a reasonable one:
#WeCantBeInARelationshipIf You use the mace on me again.
Not overly fond of this one’s name, but I liked their contributions:
#wecantbeinarelationshipif you lay your hands on me. You’ll be layin’ six feet under, buddy. – @camowhores
#wecantbeinarelationshipif you don’t think camo is a color. – @camowhores
Well, Friends is coming back for another full season! what what! http://elitedaily.com/elite/2013/nbc-confirms-friends-returning-comeback-season/
As I am in my thirties I (of course) have never had an american girlfriend who didn’t watch friends… most bought the box-set as soon as it was available. While I would love to never see this show again… I would like a lot of other things more so I would probably put up with it… again.
I’m not an American woman, so I will never be an American girlfriend, but…I don’t know, I find the show pretty enjoyable. I usually get a few good laughs out of any given episode. There are (far, far) worse shows to watch, that’s for sure…
I thought that the first time I saw each episode.