dear sharideth: How do I make it stop?

Dear Sharideth,

My wife deals out half-assed relationship advice on the internet. How do I make it stop?

Sincerely,

Sharideth’s Husband Having Been Informed She Didn’t Have A Dear Sharideth For Today Probably A Direct Quote

dear SHHBISDHADSFTPADQ,

i’m going to call you SHH for short.

your wife sounds amazing to me. giving selflessly from her lifetime of wisdom week after week to give people hope for a more fulfilled love life. maybe even saving lives. who knows?

sometimes you have to sacrifice a little for the benefit of others. your wife might get up every morning, except Sunday when she makes you do it, and brew you delicious coffee with just the right amount of cream in a warmed cup so it doesn’t get cold too fast. but occasionally she’s going to miss that you have no clean socks because she’s writing a humorous, insightful blog that helps those who need some encouragement and dare i say, guidance in the ways of love and how not to look like an asshat to the opposite sex.

but of course, that’s all just a guess since i don’t know you from Adam or that you sing Sesame Street songs in the shower.

you see, SHH, she’s really just doing her small part for humanity and/or avoiding housework. sometimes one looks very much like the other.

so drink your delicious coffee and know that when you get home today, you’ll have clean socks. and maybe even some underwear. probably.

oh so sincerely,

sharideth

any other words for our friend whom i don’t know at all?

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8 comments on “dear sharideth: How do I make it stop?

  1. G Fresh says:

    He should probably buy his wife a sweet classic car for their anniversary and let her drive it pretty much exclusively.

  2. I heard if you have parachute pants you can just go commando anyway.

  3. Beka Marie says:

    “you see, SHH, she’s really just doing her small part for humanity and/or avoiding housework. sometimes one looks very much like the other.

    so drink your delicious coffee and know that when you get home today, you’ll have clean socks. and maybe even some underwear. probably.”

    favorite.

  4. Lauren says:

    This is the best. I need a tiny version of you to keep in my pocket to say awesome things and yell at me when my self esteem hits the floor. Keep being fantastic.

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