twitter twaddle: #WhyRelationshipsEnd

you think my blog is ridiculous, you should see my twitter feed. click the uppity bird to follow me.

the wisdom of Twitter is endless. here are some real pearls about why relationships meet their final demise.

#WhyRelationshipsEnd An old Asian driver runs you over and kills you. – this was written by an Asian so that makes it okay, right?

#WhyRelationshipsEnd because of jealous. – i’m going to need you to expand on that…with at least a “y”.

#WhyRelationshipsEnd us dudes be stupid – well, i can only speak for you…

#WhyRelationshipsEnd Lack of effort, trust issues, and hoes.  – lack of effort, trust issues and farming implements. got it.

#WhyRelationshipsEnd Twitter, Instagram & Screenshots ! – these are merely the tools, my friend. merely the tools…

#WhyRelationshipsEnd my soccer schedule – you prefer other dudes and balls. understood.

#WhyRelationshipsEnd the Dark Lord Avada Kedavras the boyfriend in a graveyard. – that is THE WORST when it happens!

#WhyRelationshipsEnd because nobody else wants to see you happy. – somebody needs new friends.

#WhyRelationshipsEnd: They don’t bring you to Taco Bell enough. – yep. total deal breaker.

#WhyRelationshipsEnd Because either of the two participate in No Shave November. – NSN is perfectly acceptable for all men and any woman who has no reason to be touched for a month.

#WhyRelationshipsEnd idk, @chrisbrown can you think of any? – i want to be bffs with whoever wrote this one.

#WhyRelationshipsEnd coz dem listen HEAR SEY!!!! – email me for help finding a ESL class near you.

#WhyRelationshipsEnd because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates. – boom! nailed it!

so, what the worst reason you’ve ever given or received for why a relationship ended?

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7 comments on “twitter twaddle: #WhyRelationshipsEnd

  1. hahaha, love this!
    Well done!

  2. Jennwith2ns says:

    That last one is gold.

  3. Soul Walker says:

    The last one really is quite wonderful.

  4. I’m on board with the Taco Bell one.

  5. Nadia says:

    witty witty witty. this is great! 🙂

  6. Lafemmeroar says:

    my fav is the last one! This is too hilarious not to Tweet! 🙂

  7. brucesmithhh says:

    AHAH that’s fantastic!
    …guys check my free book. You will see things more clearly
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