happy day after Labor Day (aka recovering from your food coma day). i’m going to need bigger pants. here’s a little Twitter ridiculousness to ease you back into reality.
#HowToPissOffAFemale Switch her tampons with party poppers.. – might be the most excitement she’s had in a while. #youneverknow #HowToPissOffAFemale Use the decorative hand towels in the bathroom – as a woman, i never understood this. if it calls itself a towel and is hanging in the bathroom, i’m going to dry my freshly washed hands on it. #HowToPissOffAFemale Steal her bike. – i wanted to give this one an honorable mention since i’m pretty sure it was written by an 8 year old. #HowToPissOffAFemale everything pisses off a female. – either you need to change up the women you’re around or the problem is you. #HowToPissOffAFemale reply with “k” to her 5 paragraph text – dumb. but reality. #HowToPissOffAFemale treat her different around your friends. – yeah. that will do it. and in this case, rightly so. #HowToPissOffAFemale Tell her to “Calm Down.” – but what if she really needs to calm the frack down? having a full blown freak out over anything less than watching a decapitation is never okay. #HowToPissOffAFemale Tell her she looks like a man – fair enough. not the best compliment ever. #HowToPissOffAFemale: Ask how many broomsticks she’s gone for a ride on. – The Dark Lord #HowToPissOffAFemale punch her – that’s a good way to get punched back. probably in the groinal region. #HowToPissOffAFemale Keep calling her “female”. – THANK YOU! gah! i hate hearing women called “female”. pffft.
what else? ladies, what pisses you off? gents, what have you found pisses women off?