dating advice from Coach Leach somewhere in Lubbock, TX

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5 comments on “dating advice from Coach Leach somewhere in Lubbock, TX

  1. Even I want to date this guy. I bet he can’t be single, though.

  2. asoulwalker says:

    I’m sorry, what was the name of that steak house again…?

  3. You can’t go wrong with a date where you finish at a coffee house to make fun of the hipsters. Unless you’re dating a hipster.

    • kp says:

      Wrong! There are different types of hipsters, and it is equally delightful for a hipster to make fun of other hipsters, especially because most of us don’t realize we are hipsters.

  4. kp says:

    His advice was actually pretty good. I mean, when I take the ladies out on a date I usually get them drunk, and then ask them if they want a cheeseburger, so I know what it’s going to be like in ten years, after I make them wash every speck of dirty off the kitchen floor and drive them to drinking. This way, in the beginning, I’ll know what it’s like when they have greasy meat falling down the front of their face. The girl that makes that the most attractive, well, she’s got to be the winner, right?

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