so normally i respond to the ridiculous things people say on twitter when i do this, and i will, but today, the ladies get to answer them all, too. i mean, it is called #questionsforgirls. as in plural. and good as i am, i am only one. i’ll lead off with my answers in the comments. ladies, go for it.
#QuestionForGirls Why do some of you shave off your eyebrows just to draw them back on?
#QuestionForGirls why do some of yall have ponytails that look like baby paint brushes ?
#QuestionForGirls Why can’t you put mascara on with your mouth closed?
#QuestionForGirls Why do you buy things you don’t need, with money you don’t have, to impress people you don’t like?
#QuestionForGirls why do you post your nails on Instagram every time you get them done? Nobody cares about that.
#QuestionForGirls why do you take so long to get ready?
#QuestionForGirls does it hurt when you get kicked there?
#QuestionForGirls why you think its okay to go to the store with pajamas?
#QuestionForGirls what if a guy takes you to dinner and makes you pay for the bill?
#QuestionForGirls what do you have in that oversized handbag that you desperately need with you at all times?
#QuestionForGirls why cant you just tell a dude whats wrong?
ladies, have at it. answer away.
gentledudes, what other questions do you have for girls?
p.s. today will be the 3rd episode of the Wednesday Nooner. we will be giving a book review on 50 Shades of Grey. and by review, i mean we hated it and spend a lot of time bitching about the crappy writing. oh, and since Tamara didn’t read it, Alise and i make her do a cold read that is truly horrifying.
see you at noon eastern.