if you’ve known me for more than, like, 30 seconds, you know my devotion to posting really stupid $#!+ on Twitter. apparently, i am not alone.
#DefineSingle Always hungry. – honey, make your own sandwich. #DefineSingle , ii cant be questioned about what tf ii do * – why do you ridiculously use 2 i’s? boom! questioned! #DefineSingle Saying you love being single, but at the end of the day you just want a luke bryan doppleganger man in a truck to date you. – an honest single lady…they do exist! *and an M&M guy passes out* #DefineSingle opening your own doors all the time, paying for yourself everywhere, and not being carried when your heels hurt. – you just defined why you’re single #DefineSingle – me. – could it be because you call yourself “Fresh Prince”? #DefineSingle There’s no third party involved in the breakup, but it was a mutual decision for them to concentrate on their respective jobs. – isn’t this chapter 4 of He’s Just Not That Into You? aka: she got dumped #DefineSingle Married to the money. – you’re a terrible person #DefineSingle– you dont gotta share yo food – best, if not grammatically correct, answer so far?* #DefineSingle [S]AY WHAT I WANT [I]GNORE WHO I WANT [N]EGOTIATE W. WHO I WANT [G]ET WHO I WANT [L]IKE WHO I WANT [E]JOY LIFE AS I PLEASE – clever. annoying, but clever. oh and negotiate? really? #DefineSingle oh gee what a hard question…. I think it means like multi or plural – smartass
you know the drill. define single. go.
*yes, i know me poking at someone for grammar is super dumb and crap.