and will probably throw up.
i realize most of you are single and/or not married yet, so…use your best discretion. and earphones. for the love of God, use earphones. unless you want to broadcast a podcast about masturbation, that is.
broadcast a podcast. bwahahahahaha!
good lord, i’m totally losing it.
but don’t worry. only the first one is about your personal alone time. the next two are about Magic Mike and Fifty Shades of Grey.
all are as sexy as they are awkward. okay, that’s a lie. they are way more awkward.
and please, please, please cut us some slack on sound quality and what not. we’re working on it and still have some kinks. iykim.
what we lack in audio prowess, we make up for with horrifying declarations and embarrassing ourselves. so there’s that.
oh my gawd. this is really happening.
i’m sorry? you’re welcome?