there’s some gold in this one today. oh Twitter, you silly, silly girl…boy…thing.
#TheDateWasOverWhen I caught you texting jake from state farm – well, he’s a guy, so… #TheDateWasOverWhen I looked down and saw your crocs. – serious deal breaker #TheDateWasOverWhen you & your mom pulled in to pick me up. – maybe she’s a professional chauffeur? #TheDateWasOverWhen you weren’t in a band – i warn all my band friends to stay away from girls like you. #TheDateWasOverWhen you said you got 7 kids with 9 babymommas. – wait for it… #TheDateWasOverWhen yo sister answered the door – oh man. #TheDateWasOverWhen She somehow unlocked the shackles and ran out of my basement. – told you you should have double locked. #TheDateWasOverWhen she accidently mentioned her boyfriend – got that ladies? no talking about your boyfriend on a date. #TheDateWasOverWhen i finished chewing. get it? “date” is also a tasty fruit? holla – well played. #TheDateWasOverWhen Yah told me yah don’t drink wine!! – because that’s less classy than spelling “you” wrong.
other ways to tell the date is over?
you guys always kill it.