for my 40th birthday (tomorrow) i made Tyler Tarver write me a to-do list on his birthday (today). he’s like the kid brother i didn’t know i really didn’t want and my parents had him the day before my birthday and now i’m resentful and bitter because they like him best.
or he’s a dude with a birthday right next door to mine who is nice and funny or whatever.
enjoy or i’ll make you buy me something.
p.s. i’m on vaca for the next 9 days, so if you don’t hear from me, it just means i decided to stare at this lake i’m on and ignore you people.
what are your Father’s Day plans?
p.p.s. you’re welcome for reminding you Father’s Day is Sunday.
p.p.p.s. Twister! nailed it!