i had some high expectations for this particular TT. totally thought the twitter folk would kill it, but most of it was pretty lame. i did find these 10 though. enjoy or may you be stabbed by a narwal.
#WhyDoFemales have to bleed during their period? WHY COULDN’T IT BE GLITTER. – @ItsJennaMarbles – oh jenna, why do you have to be so freaking nasty when you are so good at just cracking the jokes? #WhyDoFemales upload 100’s pictures to Facebook and call themselves ugly? – it’s called fishing for compliments and it’s annoying. #WhyDoFemales have to over think everything.. It’s definitely what screws us.. – you got that right, pal. #WhyDoFemales ask questions they really don’t want the answer to . – drama, insecurity, testing you…take your pick. it all blows. #WhyDoFemales settle for less than they deserve. When most times they know they deserve better. – serious puh-sycho problems. unless you’re a licensed therapist, good luck with that one.
#whydofemales go to the toilet together? But then Hermione went alone and she got attacked by a troll.. be safe, take a friend. – for the win! #WhyDoFemales call men idiots and then say “act like a lady, think like a man”… – ohhh, burrrrrrrn… #WhyDoFemales get tired of talking about pizza after like the first hour – i know right? there’s just so many options to cover! #WhyDoFemales Always fall for the bad guys and friend zone the good guys? – oh lord, this is going to need it’s own blog post. you should write that, sharideth. okay! #WhyDoFemales swear they be cute & be lookin like road kill!? – this is like the opposite of the facebook one above, right? i say good for her! own it!
my contribution was this:
#WhyDoFemales not tell men they hate being called females?
ugh, seriously. hate. it. it relegates us to just another part of the animal kingdom. totally degrading. cut it the frack out, you freaking gorillas.
your turn: #WhyDoFemales…
ladies, uprising against calling us “females”, yes?