time again for another installment of twitter twaddle. where the wisdom of the ages is put forth in hashtag form to educate and inform us all.
enjoy or suck on a blue jay.
#SignsShesNotThe1 she spends too much time on twitter getting excited over pointless hashtags – i think my husband wrote this one… #SignsShesNotThe1 She can’t make a decent sandwich – ohhhh, burnnnnn. someone call the ASPCA. this guy is committing dead equine abuse.
#SignsShesNotThe1 she uses margarine instead of butter on french toast – that really is a deal breaker, sorry ladies. #SignsShesNotThe1 Her last name is something chinese, and she aint got a drop of Asian in her. Not even some chinky eyes. – uh, okaaay. couple of things…you have ovaries and are bitter. you are also racist and everybody probably hates you. #SignsShesNotThe1 Your girlfriend takes a dump inside a jar, then gives it to your for your birthday… then shanks you with a nail file. – that’s pretty cut and dried. i suggest you get some counseling on how to pick better. #SignsShesNotThe1: she can palm a basketball – you know what they say about big hands…oh. right. #SignsShesNotThe1 Momma doesn’t like her, her nails are never polished, she orders food instead of cooking it herself, she’s afraid of dirt. – @KissMySthrnSass #SignsShesNotThe1 if Her legs open faster than a web page. – all fairness, some pages take FOREVER to open. #SignsShesNotThe1 she only refers to her baby daddies by their twitter name – not gonna lie, this one made me totally lawlz. #SignsShesNotThe1 if she cheated on her ex with you – truth.
what are some other signs shes not the one?