Twitter was trending #BestWaysToGetRidOfAGirl and it got far more creative than “I quit you!” enjoy or suck stale Cadbury eggs.
#BestWaysToGetRidOfAGirl Push her out of a moving car. – excessive, yet effective. #BestWaysToGetRidOfAGirl Be Sincere, tell her you Love her, & just generally be a ‘Good Guy’! That works faster than anything else smh – you sir are unfortunately correct. therefore i, too, unite with you in smh. i’ll even raise you a smdh. #BestWaysToGetRidOfAGirl chop her up and feed her to your dog – i would reserve this one for cheaters and girls who use text speak when they talk. #BestWaysToGetRidOfAGirl send her a horse – so she can gallop away with wild abandon and glee? #BestWaysToGetRidOfAGirl – Say that your parents have arranged a marriage for you in the motherland – this one is dangerous. a girl who is desperate enough, will take you up on it. #BestWaysToGetRidOfAGirl Shout whenever you talk to her – OH MY GAWD!!! THIS WOULD TOTALLY WORK!!! #BestWaysToGetRidOfAGirl reply to her texts with “k” – that will piss her right off. but it might also just cause her to badger you into leaving first. #BestWaysToGetRidOfAGirl When she says, “I love you”, reply, “I know.” – ohhhh, that’s good. short, yet devastating. #BestWaysToGetRidOfAGirl pick her up on a bike with pegs – i don’t know. works for my 12 year old. the girls love it. #BestWaysToGetRidOfAGirl keep trending topics like this and you won’t have any girls – boom. twitter wisdom. twisdom? i like that. twisdom. man, i am so good at this!
okay lads and lassies (girls not collies), get your awful dumping technique hats on and drop some terrible ways to get rid of a girl. or a real way. whatever.