Twitter is always offering quality wisdom and insight into the human psyche. hashtags being the great equalizer.
if you believe that, i can’t help you.
#ThingsThatPissGirlsOff Almost Everything. – who have you been dating? #ThingsThatPissGirlsOff One word texts. Enough said. – clearly not. #thingsthatpissgirlsoff …well if you don’t know I’m not going to tell you!!! – are you going to hold your breath, too? please? #ThingsThatPissGirlsOff wasting a great outfit on a stupid, boring night when you see absolutely no one. – how shallow. oh wait, that really does suck. #thingsthatpissgirlsoff when they’ve read the message but take 4 hours to reply.. – because there couldn’t possibly be anything more important happening than responding to your 8000th text that day. #thingsthatpissgirlsoff The inevitability of periodic economic collapse within the capitalist model. – only if it directly effects the ability of a woman to buy shoes. #ThingsThatPissGirlsOff when the wind blows there hair onto their lips while wearin lip gloss – somebody has sisters and has heard this complaint A LOT. #ThingsThatPissGirlsOff when you compare them to someone else. – that’s just dangerous. #ThingsThatPissGirlsOff …every other girl in the world who their boyfriend finds remotely attractive. – note to world: do not date this girl. #thingsthatpissgirlsoff tell her she got fat F-A-T she filled with lipids and fatty amino acids and she smell like bacon 24/7 – yep. that would do it. and excellent use of scientific terms. once she figures out what they mean, you’re dead.
hold your moldy fruit. yes, i know my readers know what lipids and fatty amino acids are. the girl he would say this to, probably doesn’t. otherwise she’s never allow him close enough to her to ever get off a shot like that. calm down.
what are some other things that piss girls off?
what pisses you off?