cheating isn’t funny. but people talking about it on twitter is.
#IfYouCheatOnMe, you’d better run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo. – @HarryPotterThings #IfYouCheatOnMe Whyy Would Yuu Try To Get Back With Mehh’? Apparently Ii Wasn’t Good Enough The First Time, – if grammar issues could drive someone to cheat… #IfYouCheatOnMe I’ll stitch your Vag and force you to drink water – right thought. wrong execution.
#IfYouCheatOnMe I’ll scissor kick you in the throat and judo chop you in your vjayjay *Kanye Shrug* – is it wrong that i kind of hope she cheats on him just to watch that happen?
#IfYouCheatOnMe oh wait… im single – good catch.
#IfYouCheatOnMe on accident, ima leave you on purpose. – good call.
#IfYouCheatOnMe Im gon put some bird dookie in your cheerios. – creative, disgusting and funny. can we be friends?
#IfYouCheatOnMe that’s TWO bodies that will never be found… – such violence.
#IfYouCheatOnMe I’ll be forced to hang out with my other girlfriend. – is she the one with the sores?
#IfYouCheatOnMe i lose respect for you as a person. just have the decency to break up with me or tell me, instead of making me look foolish. – hahahahahaahahah! omglolz! oh wait, yeah, that’s the right answer.
what would your response be if you were ever cheated on?
you can click that awful bird and follow me on twitter if you want or whatever.