here’s some twitter twaddle for y’all. i could have written a full blog, but yesterday was Craig’s birthday and last night was the party…i am not fit to offer breakfast suggestions, let alone relationship advice. besides, after yesterday’s brutality, we could all use a break.
#SignsDaRelationshipIsOver when dey take your name out dey bio on twitter – honestly, my only concern is that i think you actually believe the word is “dey”.
#SignsDaRelationshipIsOver He no longer wants to Slytherin your Chamber of Secrets. – excellent misuse of Harry Potter
#SignsDaRelationshipIsOver when you’re too lazy to spell “the” and it ends up as “da”. – i almost didn’t even read these because of that. so so so dumb.
#SignsDaRelationshipIsOver She rather catch the city bus than for you to drop her off – ouch.
#SignsDaRelationshipIsOver You’re hit with the “Who Is This?” Text. – whoops.
#SignsDaRelationshipIsOver they changed their facebook from in a relationship to “widowed” – that would do it.
#SignsDaRelationshipIsOver you send pages after pages of texts & their response is short and to the point. bc they don’t wanna try. – i’ll give you all one guess about the gender of who wrote this one. #SignsDaRelationshipIsOver dey start parkin illegally wit ur vehicle – grammar aside, that’s just a good idea.
#SignsDaRelationshipIsOver She sets your favorite clothes on fire…and you’re wearing them. – well, that would at least be a clear message. #SignsDaRelationshipIsOver Her parents file an injunction to prevent you from exhuming her corpse again. – wow. things just got dark.
what are some other signs a relationship is over?