i know. i can’t believe this isn’t over yet either. i imagine any guy who had to sit through all of these in one shot, might fake an aneurysm to get out of it. might even pray for a real one. whoever wrote these then told women everywhere they should sit a guy down and ask them all, is probably still single.
lucky for you guys, i’m handling it for you.
42. Do you keep secrets? – ummm, no…none.
43. What is your favorite childhood memory? – everything that happened before i started liking girls.
44. Would you ever go hunting for sport? – i shot Bambi just last Thursday.
45. What pet would you have if given a chance to keep one? – which one are you allergic to? that one.
46. Have you ever cheated on someone before? – yep. i’m a cheater. big big cheater. you should probably go ahead and leave me immediately.
47. Which cartoon did you like the most? – Ed, Edd and Eddy. you kind of remind me of the Kanker Sisters.
48. How old were you when you had your first crush? – 5. her name was Paige. broke my heart. never got over it. you should know that.
49. Have you ever kissed a guy? – i didn’t tell you i’m gay? whoopsie daisy! can i go now?
50. Do you think you are happy with your life? – right now?
51. If you were stranded on an island, how would you escape? – depends. are you there? i’d try to swim for it if you were there.
52. Do you believe there are aliens out there? – i believe there’s one right here.
53. Do you believe in the concept of life after death? – yes. kind of looking forward to it.
54. Do you still think about your first love? – i’m thinking about her right now.
55. Were you ever drunk at college? –
56. At what age did you start drinking? – i didn’t get real serious about drinking until today.
57. Have you ever tried to steal? – tried? no. succeeded? yes.
58. What was the wildest dare ever given to you? – to sit through all of these questions…
59. How old were you when you went on your first date? – 14. but i don’t want to talk about that.
60. Do you ever want to win a Nobel prize of any sort? – is there one for patience? because i’m aiming for that one right now.
61. Describe me. – oh dear God…
how do you think other people would describe you? give the top 5 things they might say about you.