girls are dumb.
hold the hate mail. i am a girl, remember? i can say that.
we girls says some really dumb things that we know we don’t mean.
girl in a bar talking to her two girlfriends: “i don’t ever want to get married, i just want to be with a guy who would be willing to be married.”
“i am desperate to be married.”
that actually happened.
“i hate flowers.”
no you don’t.
we all secretly love flowers. even me. for a long time i had Craig and myself convinced i actually hated getting flowers. i’m a big fat liar.
why do we this? because we want to be edgy and different. because we want to appear content with life. because maybe if we say it enough it will become reality. because we’re nuts.
so this is my open and heartfelt appeal to women everywhere.
knock it off.
just stop it.
you’re we’re not fooling anybody. when you tell your friends that you don’t ever want to be married, they know you don’t mean it. but because they’re also telling you some ridiculous thing they don’t really mean either, they are going to nod and smile like Stepford Wives and expect you to do the same.
so embrace the flowers. admit you might actually like those open heart necklaces that look like butt cheeks. say you want to be married. [insert whatever your thing is here.]
the next time your girlfriend says, “i don’t like him like that, we’re just friends.” punch her in the neck.
okay girls, paint you faces blue, scream I AM BRAVEHEART! and fess up. have you ever done this? what was your thing you lied about?
guys, has a girl ever said something to you that you knew she was lying about?