oh people on twitter…you are so funnyridiculousfrighteningdumb. that’s a word. i’m pretty sure. Wikipedia is down today, so i can’t check. click on that oddly murderous bird above and follow me. if you dare. not on twitter? sign up for an account and only follow me. i love me a good stalker. here we go…
#WhenImAlone I sing Glee songs at the top of my voice. I regret nothing. – you do know there is only one, maybe two Glee songs, right? everything else is Journey and Lady Gaga.
#whenimalone the voices start…….. – do yours sound like Andy Rooney, too?!?
#WhenImAlone expectations: huge party! Reality: pee with the door open. – hahahahahaha! you poor thing. *sigh* me, too….
#WhenImAlone i’m constantly checking to see if ducks are watching me because i have Anatidaephobia. – good thing you got that one in before Wikipedia went dark.
#WhenImAlone, I reenact arguments the way they should have gone. – i do that before i have an argument. i consider it sparing with myself. i always lose. #WhenImAlone i’m feeling like an astronaut. – i don’t know what this means, but i’m in.
#WhenImAlone, I like to cover myself in Vaseline and pretend to be a slug. – you, too?!?
what do you do when you’re alone?