oh Twitter…you and your ridiculous hashtags sometimes make my job so easy. here we go.
1. I found out you’re actually my daughter
#ThatsATurnOff – Darth Vader
2. If I can outdrink you
#ThatsATurnOff – okay, so you want someone who drinks more than you do and you don’t know “out drink” is 2 words. awesome. got it.
3. Stop it with the
#ThatsATurnOff. Everyone’s not perfect and so are you. – i keep going back and forth on whether this was intentional. it’s funny either way.
4. If you beat your women, you deserve to be single.
#ThatsATurnOff – if you beat your women, you deserve to be in jail. honey, that’s not a turn off, that’s a felony.
5. You smell ugly,
#ThatsATurnOff – Helen Keller
6. You hate my crimped hair??
#ThatsATurnOff – 90s Girl Problems
7. females not educated
#ThatsATurnOff – also sentence fragments
8. Getting sorted into Hufflepuff
#ThatsATurnOff – The Dark Lord
9. when you say you don’t like Justin Bieber…
#ThatsATurnOff – i don’t like Justin Bieber….’s music, but i’m sure he’s a very nice infant pop star.
10. Telling me how much you care for me.. But staying with another girl just for convenience..
#thatsAturnOFF – know what else is a turn off? girls who date guys who are already with someone else. boom! eat it!
okay, your turn. hit us with your top 5 turn offs.