Craig sent me this yesterday:
oh man. women will totally do this.
fortunately, dear dudes, the solution is really simple.
tell her what you’re actually thinking. no matter how dumb, no matter if she won’t understand your devastation over the Denver Broncos this season, no matter if you’re embarrassed because you’re pretty sure you put yesterday’s underwear back on after your shower.
DO NOT SAY “NOTHING”!!!!1!1!
give her a “nothing” and she’ll take a “omg, he’s unhappy in our relationship! what other imaginary clues can i come up with to convince myself i’m right? oh yeah, he didn’t get my door for me! he doesn’t love me anymore!”
don’t think she won’t.
ladies, side note, when you ask what’s wrong and a guy says “nothing”, 9 out of 9.3 times, he actually means “nothing”. it’s totally different than your “nothing”.
just tell her the truth regardless of importance or lack thereof.
never let her come to her own conclusions. because then you’re on damage control. and i know how much you love that. *sarcastic font*
it is perfectly fine to retreat into your own head for a while. everyone needs that time. but if she asks you if something is wrong, come back out long enough to put her at ease. smile. tell her it’s stupid. or…if there is actually something of importance on your mind (having to do with her or not), tell her. obviously her radar has already gone off, so may as well take the opportunity to have some conversation.
but for God sake, do not leave her hanging. bad man. no. no.
have you ever had a girl come to the wrong conclusion and you don’t even know how she possibly got there?
ladies, fess up. have you done this?