lions and tigers and sluts, OH MY!!! it’s that time of year again when girls have free reign to let their inner stripper fly and guys get to drool on their over-priced and highly flammable Green Lantern costumes.
i could list date ideas like haunted house, corn maze, murder mystery home party…blah blah boring blah. all of that stuff you can come up with on your own.
so i give you….
Sharideth’s Highly Unlikely Yet Totally Terrifying Halloween of Horrors
1. hire Gordon Ramsey to jump out and scream at you 4 to 5 times during the course of the evening.
2. go to the DMV. last day of the month at the Department of Motor Vehicles? terrifying.
3. eat whatever is in the back of your fridge on the bottom shelf.
4. host a Mary Kay party. (okay, maybe that’s just my own nightmare)
5. play one round of poker. whoever loses has to lick the inside of a bathroom stall at 7-Eleven.
6. screw the haunted house. take your date to your Great Aunt Irma’s house of photo albums and creepy old dolls.
7. hang out with Lindsay Lohan.
8. set up a Slip N Slide with pigs blood.
9. sign up for an embalming class.
10. play laser tag with real guns.
let’s hear them all.