here’s a cop-out post because i can’t make my brain create anything that would resemble linear thought. between shopping for costumes and my mechanic drilling a hole in the door of my car and causing $600 worth of damage, i’m pretty used up today.
so let’s talk about you.
1. what is the girliest thing you’ve ever done?
2. what is the manliest thing you’ve ever done?
3. if you are about to be electrocuted for crimes against a car door, what would be the last thing you would want to eat?
4. what is one thing you’d like to say to an ex that you never said?
5. why is my mechanic such a dipshit?
6. what’s your favorite kind of couch?
7. what’s you favorite color of khaki?
8. does going to the mall make you want to punch babies, because it makes me want to punch babies?
9. what time is it?
10. is it illegal to hide in a tree and pelt your mechanic with a bb gun every time he steps out the door?
oh and this: