so it’s Tuesday…

let’s put it this way, i have had such a crappy morning that if i tried to get my brain around writing anything that even remotely resembled advice, i’d probably talk someone into slitting their wrist.

i had to deal with Comcast and the power company.  need i say more?

so instead, let’s do a “caption this”.  i dug for a good 2 and half minutes to find this gem.  you guys always come up with amazing stuff.  so have at it.

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22 comments on “so it’s Tuesday…

  1. stephenecarter says:

    “screw you dad, I WILL get this chastity belt off, one way or another”

  2. Jared says:

    Something something balls of steel. (Is that lazy of me? Probably.)

  3. Julie says:

    ‘This is what I’ve always wanted to do, Honey. I promise it will make our wedding completely magical.”

  4. Every newlywed couple forgets something on their wedding day. For Susan, it was the key.

    also *shudder* I think I remember her from AGT.

  5. mattgates7 says:

    “How was work today, Honey?”

    “Oh, you know. Same old daily grind.”

  6. Cynthia L. says:

    “‘Cause baby you’re a firework!!”

  7. In final prep for her wedding, the bride takes an unusual tact at tackling her stubborn bikini line….

  8. mattgates7 says:

    All of a sudden, that Kings of Leon song makes waaaay more sense.

  9. Joseph says:

    What happened after the “Call the Locksmith!” scene at the end of ‘Robin Hood: Men in Tights’.

  10. mattgates7 says:

    “And if you’re very quiet and stay very still, it may be possible to observe the rarely seen mating ritual of the wild Gaga.”

  11. Mandy Rausch says:

    I have no captions, but I REALLY wanna make this my Facebook profile picture.

  12. Chris says:

    No pain, no gain.

  13. Larry Hehn says:

    How do you put this on a résumé?

  14. Mrsbethyj says:

    HSN saleslady: And here we have Molly modeling our latest and greatest chastity belt shredder! So easy to use and fits right under the bed for convenient storage. Its now only $152.99 and 85 have already been sold in the last minute! Chastity belt sold separately.

  15. rawfulnews says:

    OH EM GEE, WHERE THE FUCK ART THOU ROMEO?!

  16. Hayley says:

    When the Mormon married a non-member he demanded the undergarments go.

  17. Lindsay says:

    Forget the caption, what I’m still stuck on is what do you google to get THAT!?

  18. Ken Hagerman says:

    Disgusted, Sandy knew her Harry was not a Houdini.

  19. Jason says:

    I missed the deadline… but…

    She must really love the grinding part of bumping and grinding…

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