so this question was asked on Twitter yesterday. not directly to me, mind you, but i’m going to answer it anyway. primarily because the fact that it was even asked makes me feel like i just ate at Olive Garden and now have garlic grease coming out of my pores.
you are welcome for that imagery.
here’s the question:
When did it become cool for men you’re not dating or sleeping with to ask for $? Not $20 but $100+.
do you people not watch Judge Judy? this always ends badly.
girls, i don’t care how adorable he is or how huge his puppy dog eyes or how sad his story about why he needs new rims, you never loan a guy money. if he can’t afford it on his own, too bad, so sad. yes, i’m 12. but seriously, most of the time guys will ask for money from girls that are lacking in self-esteem because they know the girl wants to please them. knock it off. he’s using you.
and guys, i was going to launch into a tirade about men who take advantage of vulnerable women, but frankly, they don’t read this blog. however, if one happens by, here’s a word to you:
you’re a douche bag and i hope you end up on Judge Judy and she makes you look useless in front of millions of people and i also hope you get scabies. the end.
neither a borrower nor lender be, people neither a borrower nor a lender be.
so, what are doing with your weekend?
what are some ridiculous things you’ve seen on Twitter?