i’m on vacation in Memphis. i drove out here to go to the Harry Potter premier with my cousin and her daughter. so in honor of the Chosen One, here’s some stuff I’ve either a) found on the internet because i totally don’t obsess and look for weird Harry Potter news ever(yday) or b) i wrote it.
1. over my morning Coke, i was watching a local news cast and a they interviewed a guy in his mid 20’s who was at the midnight showing.
he said, and i quote, “I’ve read the book 16 times and seen Part 1 4 times.”, but his eyes said, “I’ve never kissed a girl.”
oh man, i wanted to jump through the television Willy Wonka style and stamp my blog URL on his forehead.
4. Tyler Tarver win…