1. dating sucks
2. guys should wear more sweater vests
3. how is it possible Joy Eggerich is still single?
4. nobody wants to date the real John Cusak
5. every girl wants to date Lloyd Dobbler
6. i wonder if Captain Crunch is a cereal dater?
7. there are no original girl characters on cereal boxes
8. i guess dating doesn’t suck that much
9. Paris Hilton shouldn’t date anyone. ever.
10. where do homeless people go on dates?
11. that last one seemed insensitive
12. i’m a jerk
13. god took me off the dating market early for a reason
14. does eHarmony give refunds for divorce?
15. what if blind dates were really only for people who can’t see?
16. nope. i was right the first time. dating sucks.
your turn. what are your random thoughts about dating and/or the clearly misogynistic hierarchy of breakfast foods?