i have no words.
okay. i have a few. maybe more than a few… fine. i have many many words. some of them will follow the video. some of them will stay locked inside my brain because i’m doing my part to keep the interwebz safe for children.
make a note of when you quit watching. there’ll be a quiz.
this was sent to me by G Fresh. blame him. then ask him how he found it. we all want to know.
now for the bullet points…because i feel unusually compelled to use the word “bullet”.
- the crazy that exists in all these guys can be seen in the eyes of the dude at 1:19.
- apologizing for an entire gender? really?
- i’d like to punch you in your unconscious psyche.
- “these guys need to pull their dicks out of their hearts.” – craig (he followed that up with “i’m helping”.)
- unforgivable use of footage from Step Up
- deep connection to Mother Earth? i can’t grow $#!+.
- worship my body if you want to, just don’t touch me or speak to me or look in my general direction if you can help it.
i’m going to stop.
how far did you get before you stopped watching?
thoughts? comments? where did you go to vomit?