gender swap!

everyone has thought about it.  if you say you haven’t, i’m going to call you a liar to your e-face.

if you could swap genders for a day, what would you do?

what would you try to find out?

where would you go?

would you tell anyone?

*warning*  keep it clean or i’ll throw road apples at your head.

i would totally write my name in the snow.

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27 comments on “gender swap!

  1. Joseph says:

    There’s so much I want to understand about women, it could not all happen in a day. If I had like, a year, I would want to experience both child birth and a kidney stone, just to see which one actually is more painful. Weird, I know, but I’m altruistic like that. The world needs that debate settled once and for all.

  2. Matt Gates says:

    Writing your name in the snow is overrated and really, really cold.

    I think I’d just like to hear what women talk about when there aren’t any men around.

    I’m guessing shoes.

    J/k ladies. 😉

  3. I would enjoy weilding the power of a woman. The power to crush a man with a single sentence. The power to make a someone swoon just by fluttering an eye. The power to shop for hours yet not buy a thing.

  4. Since I actually do make an effort to try and figure out what the heck women are thinking, I’d do a lot of thinking if I were trapped for a day in a woman’s body/mind. Hopefully, an entire day would be enough for me to get over the thought, “What am I doing in a woman’s body/mind?”

    I’d also drive. That way I could get away with bad driving *zing!*

  5. Jenn says:

    1. I want to know what men really see when they look at a woman

    2. Like Joseph I need more than one day – I would love to know what it feels like to pack a small bag for a long trip

    3. I would like to go for a run and feel the freedom of not having to strap down and lug around these apparent “gifts” from God.

    Beyond that I like being a girl – I can still be aggressive and check in floor hockey and wear a dress and cute heels afterwards

  6. MichelleK41 says:

    I’d love to hear how long and who men really gossip about, LOL.

  7. David Robbins says:

    I would most likely go to Nordstrom or some other fancy store and get a bunch of free/discounted stuff for my wife by hitting on all the dudes.

    I’d be a hot lady.

    Probably not.

    Nevermind.

    Dangit! Thanks, Smith! Now I feel bloated and insecure.

  8. corrie Phillips says:

    Ugh. All that hair. I think I might feel itchy or something. I’ll pass.

    I think we all know what men think about, anyway.

  9. Russ Ray says:

    I would go into the rest room and wonder why the ladies get an extra sitting area inside and a candy machine on the wall and guys don’t.

    …or, maybe the couch in the ladies room went out in the ’90s?

  10. Not once have I ever wanted to be a woman. Not. One. Single. Time. Ever.

    And not because I don’t have a vivid imagination, but rather because I do. Let me ‘splain, Lucy:

    Not once have I remotely desired to know what PMS feels like like inside my body. My experience of it is quite enough from this side of the gender wall thank-you very much.

    Then there’s menstruation–which, I’m told, encompasses much bloating, cramping, and weeping and gnashing of teeth. Again, not for me.

    Childbirth. Do I even need to qualify this one?

    Epistotomy. Just taint right.

    And for the coup de grace:

    Stirrups, speculums, and pap smears, oh my!

    Unless one is a woman, who would want any of that? I mean turn your head and cough is hard enough–especially when the (lady) doc is cute.

    No, I’m perfectly happy being a man, and will sit among the elders at the gates and call myself blessed.

  11. educlaytion says:

    Ummmm….

    I’m with Thomas on the I’ve never once wanted to be a woman. And if I keep trying to think up creative answers I will probably end up saying something really witty and funny but will then probably have females wanting to virtually slap me because I will have somehow degraded the species. So let’s go with…I would never make it as a woman. Probably.

  12. Sy says:

    definitely would have to be more than one day.
    first of all I’d have to be cute and not have one of those big asses. then the first day would be shopping, the second hair and nails. the third trying to figure out which outfit to wear. the fourth would be deciding that I look toooo fat in everything. the fourth would be staying home, going on facebook, eating ice cream and talking with my girlfriends about how horrible (incidentally, I love it when women use that word) men are and dream about meeting a guy I could dump all of my insecurities on.
    In short, I’d just have fun.

  13. whatsapp says:

    At this moment I am going away to do my breakfast, later than having my breakfast
    coming yet again to read further news.

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