this is my list of horrible Valentine’s Day gifts. you’re welcome.
10. Edible Arrangements Fruit Bouquet – so much worse than flowers. and flowers almost made this list.
9. Free Hug Coupons – nothing says, “i give up” like love coupons.
8. Gym Membership – if you need me to tell you why this is a bad idea, i can’t help you.
7. Personalized Romance Novel – two words. cree. pee.
6. Booty Pop – body part enhancement of any kind should really be avoided.
5. Build A Bear – anything stuffed is bad enough. custom stuffed, with a heart, voice box, tutu and roller skates? really?
4. Boyfriend Pillow – there is nothing about this that isn’t completely weird.
3. Space Bags – unless the message you want to send is “you have a lot of stuff i think you should shrink wrap and put away”, skip these.
2. Anything You Have to Keep Alive – puppies, plants, whatever. don’t commit your beloved to years of maintenance.
1. An Apology – having to say your sorry for anything on Valentine’s Day is a romance fail. having to apologize for forgetting it’s Valentine’s Day, probably means a trip to Kay Jewelers.