1. #youneedanewboyfriend if he wears Ugg boots. He’s so far in the closest, he can see Narnia.
2. If someone break in yo house and y’all both hiding in the closet #youneedanewboyfriend
3. If he’s out to dinner with his wife #youneedanewboyfriend
4. If he’s me #YouNEEDaNewBoyFriend
5. #youneedanewboyfriend if he forgets he has a girlfriend
If your man looks in the mirror more often than you, #youneedanewboyfriend
If he cried at the end of Titanic #YouNeedANewBoyfriend
#YouNeedANewBoyfriend if he buys yew something from the dollar menu 4 ur bday
If he’s sick, busy, working, dying, evaporating or gives any excuse that means he wont be with you on valentines day #YouNeedANewBoyfriend
#youneedanewboyfriend if hes a white guy with braids!!
#youneedanewboyfriend when the current one lies so much he can’t even remember any facts about himself
#youneedanewboyfriend if his first name isn’t Justin and his last name isn’t Bieber
#youneedanewboyfriend when you wear the boxers in the relationship
you need a new boyfriend….