that’s kind of what dating little miss can’t be wrong is like. sounds good on the front end, but in practice, kind of horrifying.
this girl like a freaking Stealth Bomber. looks really cool, but will fly under your radar and destroy you.
she’ll make you doubt your own mind. make you feel like you deserve to be corrected. make you begin to wonder how you ever tied your shoes without her.
don’t fall for it. she’s only trying to make her issues, your issues.
1. she’s never wrong. just ask her. – actually that’s not completely true. she’ll say she’s not right all the time. but she doesn’t really believe it.
2. probably missed her calling as a lawyer. – or maybe she didn’t. she actually might be a lawyer. her ability to argue that the sky is green is very convincing.
3. she can be a hoot. – the whole attraction is how much fun she can be. she organizes a great party. do it her way, everyone has fun. don’t do it her way, nobody has fun. and by nobody, i mean her. and by extension, you.
4. passive aggression is her super power. – it may as well be Excalibur in her hands. you’ll be cleanly cut in two before you ever see the blow.
her control freakishness, and make no mistake, that’s what it is, should tick you right off. it means she doesn’t value you or believe you can accomplish anything correctly without her instruction. she probably picked you because there was something about you that said you’d tolerate being under her thumb.
how do i say this kindly?
have you checked for your testicles lately?
there is hope. i’m not saying there will be a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow shooting out of a unicorn’s horn. i’m just saying she’s not completely unchangeable.
you just have to locate your manhood and learn a single word.
you have to shine a mirror in her face by exposing her righteous rightness for what it is. a disrespect for you. and oh man, she’s going to hate it. she’s going to hate it like Kanye hates grammar. she simply doesn’t think of it as a disrespect for you, she sees it as being the way things should be. obviously.
you’re going to have to do it firmly but not combatively. don’t put her on the defensive if you can help it. this is where she shines and will convince you you’ve blown a gasket.
you haven’t. the more you believe it, the more she’ll believe it. the more you stand your ground, the more respect you’ll earn from her.
you’re a dude. be a man.
ever met a girl like this?
did she run for class president in high school? i bet she did.