depending on where you live geographically, you’ve probably been to one of these three parties. which are really all the same party where someone inevitably goes home with a toilet seat.
so here’s the questions:
1. what is it called where you live? bad santa? dirty santa? white elephant? something else?
2. what is the worst thing you’ve ever seen opened?
3. what is the worst thing you’ve ever gone home with?
4. what is the worst thing you’ve ever given?
5. what the flying fig is a white elephant?!?
i’ll post my answers in the comments. you do the same. feel free to tell a story. i know i will.