this one was rough. lots of the same things kept coming up over and over and over. some were so unrepeatable that i’m considering pouring bleach in my eyes. here’s the short list of what came up most (that is repeatable): don’t cheat, don’t lie, put the toilet seat down, send flowers for no reason, be a man, hold the door and pay for dates. i don’t even need my Captain Obvious unitard for those.
but here are the real gems:
#thingsgirlswantboystodo get me in the mood—fold laundry!!! – why lead with this one? because it’s freaking true.
#thingsgirlswantboystodo not order me a salad on a date…. – oh lord, this has happened to me. don’t do that.
#thingsgirlswantboystodo get a job – sad that this is necessary and came up a.l.o.t.
#thingsgirlswantboystodo to give birth as well, but they’ve been doing so well this far! – written by a dude. and no, we probably don’t want you to give birth. not when head colds turn you into children.
#thingsgirlswantboystodo Be you with a hint of Justin Bieber and his swag. – only girls under the age of 14 want this.
#thingsgirlswantboystodo Make thats what she said jokes everytime she speaks and ask them to make sandwiches. – again, written by a dude.
#thingsgirlswantboystodo die – this girl looked like a vampire. and not the pretty, sparkly kind.
#Thingsgirlswantboystodo Be honest, even if its simple. “Babe your breath stinks” – yeah, they say they want this. i’m not so sure.
All the talk of #thingsgirlswantboystodo annoys me. Personally, I tell my boyfriend what I want. It works. – i want to adopt her.
#ThingsGirlsWantBoysToDo Pay child support… – yikes. justifiable bitterness win.
#thingsgirlswantboystodo Pluck the monobrow – yes. yes, please. do this.
#thingsgirlswantboystodo They shouldn’t want them to do anything. Thoughts are strictly forbidden in the kitchen. – *snicker*
#thingsgirlswantboystodo Share the crayons! – thanks for the input, Adam Sandler.
#thingsgirlswantboystodo Their math homework. – figures.
#thingsgirlswantboystodo kiss us when we’re pissed of at u & yelling. Just lay one right on us in the middle of a anger filled sentence! 🙂 – go ahead. i dare you. i double dog dare you.
#thingsgirlswantboystodo when we say “leave me alone” or “i’m fine” we are lieing so try harder. – and there you have it.
your turn. what are somethings girls want boys to do?
*keep it clean people*