1. this one and the last one were trending on the same day so posting them close together seemed appropriate.*
2. i’m flying out early this afternoon to head back to nashville after visiting family for 3 weeks and didn’t have time to get another blog together for today.**
3. i’m lazy.***
#amanshouldnot feel the need to explain the importance of watching explosions and extraterrestrials to his girlfriend – no, he should not.
#amanshouldnot show violence toward another creature unless the creature has stolen his pulled-pork sandwich. Then it’s time to duel. – i can see that.
#amanshouldnot wear a bra while riding a pony . . . – at least not again. you know who you are…
#amanshouldnot care too much about trending Twitter topics. There are more important things happening. – “hello kettle? you’re black.”
#amanshouldnot piss on himself no matter what the circumstances are – wiser words, my friend, wiser words…
#amanshouldnot Dress himself as a Bat! – written by Joker_787
#amanshouldnot use the shake weight – oh the jokes. so many many jokes. that have already been told…
#AManShouldNot pee sitting down – “man up and stand up” is my motto. i’ve been saying that for about 12 seconds (if i allow for typo correction).
#amanshouldnot clip his toe nails and leave the clippings on the living room floor – craig’s older brother left them on craig’s pillow. something i highly recommend if you have siblings.
#amanshouldnot have a convo on the phone with another dude twisting his fingers in the phone cord – probably the best mental picture i never wanted.
#amanshouldnot think that he is gods gift. That was Jesus bro. Chill. – “side hug”
#amanshouldnot PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY – EVERYDAY. lol. And I’m not even that girl, but enough is enough. Something bout to turn up missing – guys, make a note of it.
#amanshouldnot neglect his feet. Pedicures are acceptable! Talons are not. Lol – this girl, she speaks truth. *see above for instructions on where to put the clippings*
#amanshouldnot compare his new girl 2 his ex – DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!!!
#AManShouldNot save his Bath Water for his Homeboy to use after he gets out! – i want to meet the guy that does that. and by want to, i mean don’t want to.
#amanshouldnot pinky swear – unless he’s a Goonie.
#amanshouldnot announce to the world that they’re taking a s#!+. – you know you do this.
#AManShouldNot holla at me, then my friend, then my other friend, then my friend’s friend. – playa need ta step off.
now, if you want to read something more, check out my “stuff other people write” directly to your left. there’s one i haven’t added yet by Tyler Tarver that you might enjoy, as well. why haven’t i added it? note number 3 above.
*so what. aka, total cop-out.
**closer to truth than that last one.
***and there it is.