twitter strikes gold again. i learned a few new things reading through these. 1. the phrase “side piece” means mistress. “side chick” is a common variation. 2. the fact that getting caught with your side piece is mentioned more as being the mistake than actually having a side piece. and 3. guys use the last 4 digits of their phone number as the passcode on their phones far more than they should. apparently girls know you do this.
my comments are in blue. here’s some more:
#MistakesMenMake Forget to clear browsing history. – whoopsy doodle
#mistakesmenmake we take a shower at the side chicks house knowing she has a different soap than we do at the crib. – things wrong with this statement: 1. possession of a “side chick” 2. a white guy using the word “crib”.
#mistakesmenmake Leave the toilet seat up then forget you’re not supposed to laugh when your girlfriend falls in – *snicker*
#mistakesmenmake. Not realizing women associate money with security and will do just about anything to secure it for themselves. – who have you been dating?
#MistakesMenMake believe gurls when they say “just tell me the truth baby” ha, they don’t wanna hear that s#!+ – that’s probably true.
#mistakesmenmake messing with them Lindsay Lohans – i don’t know what this means but i’m guessing it’s bad.
#mistakesmenmake get caught cheating cuz of facebook/twitter…. We ain’t got no sense – and that’s all i have to say about that.
#mistakesmenmake listening to women, ‘Big Mistake’ – this guy’s name is DickJones007. i kid you not.
#mistakesmenmake sayn “BESTIE” – but maybe he’s FABULOUUUUS!
#MistakesMenMake selling out of the crib – things wrong with this statement: 1. selling drugs. just say no. 2. again, dude, you’re white. stop using the word “crib”.
Do I really need to go in on #mistakesmenmake? This list is so endless, I should just put a bag over my head… – make sure it’s not plastic. you deserve to live.
#MistakesMenMake Think cos she’s a virgin, she’ll make a good wife. – i can’t seem to comment on this one without making the internet unsafe for children. you try. i’ll be waiting on comments.
#MistakesMenMake Not given her the same input she gives us in the relationship – this was written by a girl.
#Mistakesmenmake … drop mixtapes. – unless you’re Lloyd Dobbler.
#mistakesmenmake turtle necks & sweater vests. – amen and amen.