i play yahtzee online sometimes through facebook, because that’s how i roll*. i don’t normally chat with people but sometimes they’ll start conversation during the game and i’ll engage if they’re not weird. occasionally though, there are exceptions to my weird rule. this is one of those. i took pics of the conversation with my iPhone because i forgot how to screen shot my mac. the pic i included is just one that i took while this madness was transpiring and it’s blurry, but i wanted to prove that i didn’t make this up. enjoy.
hype313: just so you know im psychic….. by the way
hype313: do you have telekinesis or psychokinesis?
hype313: oh i do
hype313: not joking..
me: must be handy
hype313: i developed psychic ability and toher stuff the past 4 years
hype313: yeah it can be
hype313: Do you know what those abilities are?
hype313: are you a psychic by any chance..?
hype313: i might be wrong but im sensing you are
me: some people think so
me: i think they’re just more obvious about what they’re thinking than they realize
hype313: do you what chi or ki is?
hype313: that energy that comes from the solar plexus
me: i know
hype313: caN YOU GIVE ME TIPS??
me: i’m not psychic
hype313: about chi or ki. can you give me tips.
me: i only know what they are, not about how it works.
hype313: oh i can feel the energy in my hands when i create the ball of ki/chi
hype313: and throw it
hype313: but knowe one feels it
hype313: but me
me: that’s probably for the best
hype313: do you sing or play guitar or piano
hype313: so do i
hype313: ive been practicing real hard for a month
hype313: do you have any tips
me: get a vocal coach
hype313: i dont have money for that but my grandmas in a band in new jersey
*my comedic genius is a lethal weapon. you’ve been warned.